The Hideous Things

$230.00 - Glamorous Big Foot, Innocent Nymph Forest Gown
Part of an artistic series of dresses made from human and synthetic hair, exploring the mythos of beauty and the attractive/repulsive impulses we have.The Forest Nymph Dress features cut and styled blond interwoven with strawberry blond hair in a meticulously crafted pattern. This gown also features a lovely, alluring train of locks.You will never see something like this again!Feel free to email me with any questions.Turn. Heads.
Jun 17

$230.00 - Glamorous Big Foot, Innocent Nymph Forest Gown


Part of an artistic series of dresses made from human and synthetic hair, exploring the mythos of beauty and the attractive/repulsive impulses we have.

The Forest Nymph Dress features cut and styled blond interwoven with strawberry blond hair in a meticulously crafted pattern. This gown also features a lovely, alluring train of locks.

You will never see something like this again!

Feel free to email me with any questions.

Turn. Heads.

$39.99  NUDE TRANPARENT ZENTAI suit

When ordering, we recommend you choose your size based on your height. If you feel you exceed the weight range then you may want to go up in size. Zentai is a tight-fitting catsuit made of stretchy lycra spandex fabric that covers the entire body, also the face. Zentai comes most likely from japanese word Zenshin Taitsu, that means “full-body tights”. How to breath? Since Zentai is made of fabric and not for example latex, you can breathe trough the mask quite easily. The basic shiny zentai suit is often made of nylon/lycra blend, a similiar fabric to what is used for swimming suits and bike shorts. How to see? You can see while wearing a zentai, enough to do simple tasks. The quality of vision is relative to the thickness and colour of the fabric. Generally speaking dark colours gives you better vision. How to get into? The basic zentai has a zipper in the back. So you can easily get into your zentai suit. And you can select “crotch zipper” option. 
Jun 17

$39.99  NUDE TRANPARENT ZENTAI suit

When ordering, we recommend you choose your size based on your height. If you feel you exceed the weight range then you may want to go up in size. 

Zentai is a tight-fitting catsuit made of stretchy lycra spandex fabric that covers the entire body, also the face. Zentai comes most likely from japanese word Zenshin Taitsu, that means “full-body tights”. 

How to breath? Since Zentai is made of fabric and not for example latex, you can breathe trough the mask quite easily. The basic shiny zentai suit is often made of nylon/lycra blend, a similiar fabric to what is used for swimming suits and bike shorts. 

How to see? You can see while wearing a zentai, enough to do simple tasks. The quality of vision is relative to the thickness and colour of the fabric. Generally speaking dark colours gives you better vision. 

How to get into? The basic zentai has a zipper in the back. So you can easily get into your zentai suit. And you can select “crotch zipper” option. 

$9.99
Barbie Pet Beauty Dog and Pink Bed
This is a great pet and bed for Barbie!! These are in Excellent Condition! This is from 1979 or 1981-I cannot find a date.
May 23

$9.99

Barbie Pet Beauty Dog and Pink Bed

This is a great pet and bed for Barbie!! These are in Excellent Condition! This is from 1979 or 1981-I cannot find a date.


$3.59  Mr Bean Celebrity Face Mask for Halloween Masquerade Fancy Dress Parties


Cosplay Mr Bean Mask for Halloween Masquerade
Perfect for Halloween masquerade parties and trick-or-treat.
Size: 8.3*7.9in/21*20cm(approx.)Weight: 1.8oz / 51g
Nov 22

$3.59  Mr Bean Celebrity Face Mask for Halloween Masquerade Fancy Dress Parties

Cosplay Mr Bean Mask for Halloween Masquerade

Perfect for Halloween masquerade parties and trick-or-treat.

Size: 8.3*7.9in/21*20cm(approx.)
Weight: 1.8oz / 51g

$19.95   Squirrel Foot Key Holder
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You will get ONE of these real Squirrel Foot Key hook wall mount taxidermy paw with claws furry fur key holder hanger. Photos are stock photos, you may not get these exact paws but ones very similar. The hands hands themselves are about 1 3/4 inch to 2 1/2 inches long and are dried and preserved stiff. The screw sticks out about an additional 5/8 inch. Squirrel foot wall mounts can be used to hang items such as keys, necklaces, lanyards, charms, etc, and they also just look plain weird and creepy sticking out of a wall all by themselves as if a real fantasy horror creature is actually coming out of your wall. Multiple types of animal paws available. For other kinds of wall mount hands and paws, follow the ANIMAL PARTS link below or convo or email me to inquire. Most kinds of paws I carry can be converted to wall mounts. 
Oct 14

$19.95   Squirrel Foot Key Holder

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You will get ONE of these real Squirrel Foot Key hook wall mount taxidermy paw with claws furry fur key holder hanger. Photos are stock photos, you may not get these exact paws but ones very similar. The hands hands themselves are about 1 3/4 inch to 2 1/2 inches long and are dried and preserved stiff. The screw sticks out about an additional 5/8 inch. Squirrel foot wall mounts can be used to hang items such as keys, necklaces, lanyards, charms, etc, and they also just look plain weird and creepy sticking out of a wall all by themselves as if a real fantasy horror creature is actually coming out of your wall. Multiple types of animal paws available. For other kinds of wall mount hands and paws, follow the ANIMAL PARTS link below or convo or email me to inquire. Most kinds of paws I carry can be converted to wall mounts. 

$40.00 (current bid) MINI CUSTOM REALISTIC BABY OR ELF BABY- BY BALOO HALLOW





~Welcome to BALOO HALLOW~
~A Place for Babies and Elves~
 
This is for 'ONE'custom miniature sculpted baby or baby elf! These miniature babies and elves measure 1 1/2 to 2 1/4 inches. I can also sculpt smaller if you would like as well, just let me know what size you need. I sculpt all my babies free-hand and they are One Of A Kind Sculptures. Many hours go into sculpting and creating these little ones! I use Polymer clay, Genesis Heat set oil paints that will never fade, and Premium English mohair!
 
 
You can choose any details you want including:
~Hair color
~Position
~Gender -Anatomically correct or gender neutral
~Any other details you would like to add
~After purchasing just email me with all your details.

You can also choose open eyed little ones! I use black German glass beads.
 
"Coming home with your new baby or elf" :
Soft white fur blanket
Certificate of authenticity with your name of choice
 
~Completion time would be about 3 to 5 days~
Please note that all babies in these pics are only showed for examples of previous work :)
 
Also each additional baby ships for free!!!
Have fun adopting from Baloo Hallow today!
Oct 6

$40.00 (current bid) MINI CUSTOM REALISTIC BABY OR ELF BABY- BY BALOO HALLOW

~Welcome to BALOO HALLOW~
~A Place for Babies and Elves~
 
This is for 'ONE'custom miniature sculpted baby or baby elf! These miniature babies and elves measure 1 1/2 to 2 1/4 inches. I can also sculpt smaller if you would like as well, just let me know what size you need. I sculpt all my babies free-hand and they are One Of A Kind Sculptures. Many hours go into sculpting and creating these little ones! I use Polymer clay, Genesis Heat set oil paints that will never fade, and Premium English mohair!
 
 
You can choose any details you want including:
~Hair color
~Position
~Gender -Anatomically correct or gender neutral
~Any other details you would like to add
~After purchasing just email me with all your details.
You can also choose open eyed little ones! I use black German glass beads.
 
"Coming home with your new baby or elf" :
Soft white fur blanket
Certificate of authenticity with your name of choice
 
~Completion time would be about 3 to 5 days~
Please note that all babies in these pics are only showed for examples of previous work :)
 
Also each additional baby ships for free!!!
Have fun adopting from Baloo Hallow today!

$45.00 Knitted Goldfish in a Lightbulb
Yes, a teeny-tiny hand-knitted goldfish artfully displayed in a hollowed out 40W light bulb.This item has a bit of a long history - the goldfish design is my own and was originally made as part of a knitted aquarium for an animated film. I have since made mobiles, keychains and mascots using this pattern. A few months ago I saw a tutorial on how to hollow out old light bulbs and had an epiphany - what if I made a mini aquarium inside a lightbulb?Making the fish (who has lifelike teddy eyes and mini orange sequins sewn onto his body) was the easy part. Knitting and crocheting the water weed - a breeze. Getting them into an empty lightbulb and finding a way of securing them safely was another matter - it has taken hours of prodding with forceps, wires, knives and wrestling with plugs of air-drying clay to get the arrangement I wanted and for it to stay where I wanted!However, eventually the job was done and the bulb mounted on a hand crafted wooden base, varnished in dark walnut. So if you fancy your very own goldfish in a lightbulb, here it is…..The fish and weed have been knitted in varigated crochet cotton on 2mm knitting needles.
Oct 5

$45.00 Knitted Goldfish in a Lightbulb


Yes, a teeny-tiny hand-knitted goldfish artfully displayed in a hollowed out 40W light bulb.

This item has a bit of a long history - the goldfish design is my own and was originally made as part of a knitted aquarium for an animated film. I have since made mobiles, keychains and mascots using this pattern. A few months ago I saw a tutorial on how to hollow out old light bulbs and had an epiphany - what if I made a mini aquarium inside a lightbulb?

Making the fish (who has lifelike teddy eyes and mini orange sequins sewn onto his body) was the easy part. Knitting and crocheting the water weed - a breeze. Getting them into an empty lightbulb and finding a way of securing them safely was another matter - it has taken hours of prodding with forceps, wires, knives and wrestling with plugs of air-drying clay to get the arrangement I wanted and for it to stay where I wanted!

However, eventually the job was done and the bulb mounted on a hand crafted wooden base, varnished in dark walnut. So if you fancy your very own goldfish in a lightbulb, here it is…..

The fish and weed have been knitted in varigated crochet cotton on 2mm knitting needles.

$9.75
Furkin Merkin Hairy Panties by MommyFrouFrou
How do i start to describe this item!this is a hilarious thing to suprise people with. This is a brand new pair of cotton womens underwear, with a faux fur patch sewn to the front in the shape of an inverted triangleThe fur i use is very shaggy and soft.Not recommended for bridal lingerie! j/kThe underwear is still fully machine washable, but it’s better to hand wash if you want to take good care of your furkin merkin to keep it fluffy.i have womens S, M, L<Sometimes i have mens Tighty Whities.. but please PM me first!
Jun 19

$9.75

Furkin Merkin Hairy Panties by MommyFrouFrou

How do i start to describe this item!
this is a hilarious thing to suprise people with. 
This is a brand new pair of cotton womens underwear, with a faux fur patch sewn to the front in the shape of an inverted triangle
The fur i use is very shaggy and soft.

Not recommended for bridal lingerie! j/k

The underwear is still fully machine washable, but it’s better to hand wash if you want to take good care of your furkin merkin to keep it fluffy.
i have womens S, M, L<
Sometimes i have mens Tighty Whities.. but please PM me first!

$20.00&#160;
Just Gotta Pee Candy 4 Specimen Cup Special
Be the life at your next anatomy class. 4 real specimen cups filled with real candy pee.
4 real specimen cups
A great gift for med students and health professionals
Tangy lemon flavor
Jun 7

$20.00 

Just Gotta Pee Candy 4 Specimen Cup Special

Be the life at your next anatomy class. 4 real specimen cups filled with real candy pee.

$98.00
Money Bean Bag
Overview: 
* Dollas for your derrière
* Comfy, oversized bean bag in a playful stacked-bill shape
* Bears a digital copy of an authentic $100 bill - dirt and all
* A touch of whimsy charm for any area
* Soft n&#8217; cushy construction
* A fun conversation piece
Measurements: 
* 51&#8221;l, 21&#8221;w, 16&#8221;h
Content &amp; Care: 
* Polyester
* Spot clean
* Imported
Reviews:
"I love it, I want them all. The printing looks super real. It is very comfortable and a great size. All my friends love it and are super pumped when they see it." &#8212;LuckyLKG
May 30

$98.00

Money Bean Bag

Overview:

* Dollas for your derrière

* Comfy, oversized bean bag in a playful stacked-bill shape

* Bears a digital copy of an authentic $100 bill - dirt and all

* A touch of whimsy charm for any area

* Soft n’ cushy construction

* A fun conversation piece

Measurements:

* 51”l, 21”w, 16”h

Content & Care:

* Polyester

* Spot clean

* Imported

Reviews:

"I love it, I want them all. The printing looks super real. It is very comfortable and a great size. All my friends love it and are super pumped when they see it." —LuckyLKG